I Swear To God I Wanna Look Like.... Magdalena Frackowiak

Seriously how could you not? With the shiny brown hair, big cheek bones and baby doll stare.

She really WTF'D me! She also looks ASIAN.
I betcha she has the 'SBD' [translation: Severe BabyDoll Disease]

I Don't Like Cities, But I Like Poo York!

I love you New York. Now where can I buy a tshirt?
Can't see the Poo?
HAH

Catty McNeil

Finally someone decent.
And not sleezy white trash.
18 year old model from Brisbane, Catherine McNeil.
Apparently shes the NHM (new hot model).
She's opened about 9 shows and worked in NY, Paris, London.
Not bad for an Australian.
Actually Gemma Ward might be pissed, slamming her fists against the NY appartment wall screaming "WHY! WHY! WHY??"
Just joking. They're both nice girls.

Sleezy White Trash

Brown Haired Girl: I think I did too much
Paris Hilton: Shut up and look hot for the camera
Guy: I wanna do more
Paris Hilton (dumb she cant say anything else): Thats hot

Sweaty Fat Elvis

He needs a shower, a towel, clean up his big lipped potty mouth.
And look at those two women looking at him in the background.
He is really that disgraceful?

Holy Shit He's A Man Doll

Buy him now!
He has silky blackhair, porcelain white skin, pointy eyes and slit eyes.
Comes with the sunglasses and a black headscarf worth $2.
It also says "'I'm the Neverland Man, Come Hold My Hand, Back To My Room Kiddies"

James Brown's Body

I feel sorry for him. Dead body on display for everyone to see!
At the Apolo Theatre.