I Swear To God I Wanna Look Like.... Magdalena Frackowiak

Seriously how could you not? With the shiny brown hair, big cheek bones and baby doll stare.

She really WTF'D me! She also looks ASIAN.
I betcha she has the 'SBD' [translation: Severe BabyDoll Disease]

I Don't Like Cities, But I Like Poo York!

I love you New York. Now where can I buy a tshirt?
Can't see the Poo?
HAH

Catty McNeil

Finally someone decent.
And not sleezy white trash.
18 year old model from Brisbane, Catherine McNeil.
Apparently shes the NHM (new hot model).
She's opened about 9 shows and worked in NY, Paris, London.
Not bad for an Australian.
Actually Gemma Ward might be pissed, slamming her fists against the NY appartment wall screaming "WHY! WHY! WHY??"
Just joking. They're both nice girls.

Sleezy White Trash

Brown Haired Girl: I think I did too much
Paris Hilton: Shut up and look hot for the camera
Guy: I wanna do more
Paris Hilton (dumb she cant say anything else): Thats hot

Sweaty Fat Elvis

He needs a shower, a towel, clean up his big lipped potty mouth.
And look at those two women looking at him in the background.
He is really that disgraceful?

Holy Shit He's A Man Doll

Buy him now!
He has silky blackhair, porcelain white skin, pointy eyes and slit eyes.
Comes with the sunglasses and a black headscarf worth $2.
It also says "'I'm the Neverland Man, Come Hold My Hand, Back To My Room Kiddies"

James Brown's Body

I feel sorry for him. Dead body on display for everyone to see!
At the Apolo Theatre.

Nice dress but the boobs get really annoying Scarlett.
Cant even see her face.

Recreating Anna Nicole: Dead Body

God isn't this scary shit! It looks just like her when she was alive. I'm not sleeping tonight.

From The Heavens

Beyonce: God please give me a cheesecake.

What Were They Thinking?

I mistook them for black curtains.

Madrid has put a ban on super skinny models, Posh Beckham says she will not use size-zero models for her denim line and a couple of models have died recently of eating disorders....but Janice Dickson doesn't seem fazed. When asked what she thought of the recent uproar on super skinny models she said, "I'm dying to find kids who are too thin. I've got 42 models in my agency and I'm trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they'd come down with some anorexia. I'm not kidding. I'm running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don't know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym."
Janice says she is a perfect size 4 and tries to maintain that. "I've been saying this ever since Brooke Shields squeezed her 15-year-old little ass into a pair of Calvin Klein jeans (in 1980): Models are supposed to be thin. They're not supposed to eat. In fact, I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation."
One comment. Stupid fag.

Nicole eating.

Crazy Kirsten In Hawaii

Wat is Kirsten doing?
a) Waving at the camera
b) Waving to a friend
c) Something in her pants and she's distracting herself
d) Trying to get boy's attention

Britney Comics In The Making

Just joking, no one is spending thousands to make fun of Britney Spears.
This was in the daily news, first she dated the doosh bg K-Fed and had a baby,
then she hung with Paris Scandalous Hilton, shaved her head and now?
Outed has the next new Hulk.